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The Situation & The Solution

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By Lucky
Today I dealt with The Situation. I bought The Solution.

The Situation reared it's head the other day, scuttling from behind one sofa to the next. At one point it was on top of one of the sofas. I'm told that it also makes use of the kitchen and basement. Unlike Mrs Baxter (dog / speaker of Spanish / eater of whole wheels of cheese) I didn't think I'd be able to teach The Situation not to eat from my plate if, for example, I were to leave it on the floor.

It had to go. Hence The Solution.

I've been distracted from buying it by boots, dresses and other accessories over the past few days, but en-route to the gym this morning I spotted a hardware-store. And it's with a bit of regret that this afternoon (with the courage of G&T&elderflower-and-pomegranate-cordial x 2) I scooped out a minuscule amount of peanut butter and placed it strategically on The Solution.

I'll say no more.


Lucky

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  1. Meebs15 November 2010 at 22:00

    My poor little friend...he was sooooo small!! But thanks for that - even though I still don't want to know if The Solution has sorted out The Situation!! Love you xxx

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